I just finished an instant message conversation with a friend that ended with my saying, "Have fun! WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM." Suddenly my life seems less exciting.
I have a couple of friends who have children because of a lack of condom usage. Believe me, if you hadn't said it, and they didn't, you would have wanted to smack them in the head every time you saw them, for the rest of eternity.
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Yay for me! I had a great time & did use said fucking condom.
I have a couple of friends who have children because of a lack of condom usage. Believe me, if you hadn't said it, and they didn't, you would have wanted to smack them in the head every time you saw them, for the rest of eternity.
hey, it's one of those 'monosyllabic dipshits' requesting your mailing address for a wedding invitation.
email it to mattpalmer | a t | gmail dot com
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