Haiku Generator

Pure chance writes the poems. I merely title them:

Medieval Spank Bank

chambermaids end, breasts

escape vividly, maidens

prying, agilely

Straw Poop

deceptive scarecrow

defecates blithely, pikes pray

empty dubious

Bad Blow Job

derelict slobbers

softly, softly, plums

submerge, shy fire

How Kenny G Will Die

lions leap, saucy

red saxophone quarrels, ewe

uncovers, fervent

My Apartment Complex

desolations rove

addicts unshackle, dry eyes

crawl, gangling breathless

Cinderella's Wedding Night

solitude moans, bride

imploring fingers soaring

fables reflect, grim

Waking Up on the Bar Counter

idle parasite

roaring pain eases, barman

replying, gently

My Friends' One-Night Stands

rapid narrow spear

bloating jackknife hardens, bronze

brokenhearted dazed

Try it for yourself, folks: Haiku Generator